some words to not

nature is a fashion victim

since february 2004

"indecision may or may not be my problem."
jimmy buffett

30.12.04

 

animation

low morale

laith bahrani's amazing animation music video to radiohead's 'creep' reminds me why i decided to study animation, and how much you can get out of this genre with just one artist and lots of dedication.

2 comments hide comments

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 14:28

Nice!

- Shai

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:12

wow. that's amazing.

- Udi

29.12.04

 

travel

europe and israel

i'm traveling for a while to a place where beer is cheaper than water and another one where the vegetables are really fresh.

4 comments hide comments

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:13

I know that place.

- udi

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:12

are you having a great time?

- cynthia

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 10:44

And a place where Zunami is cheaper than life. The no logic land.

- Oren

Mon, 3 Jan 2005 07:28

Enjoy!

- kish

22.12.04

 

useless

gay boyfriend

cute video that made me laugh. and remember - you heard it here first.

1 comments hide comments

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 08:38

This kind of related to your earlier comment, but I think it's about time for some fag-hag pride

- kish

 

politics, america, useless

blue state pride

there's nothing merchandise-proof in the u.s - not the police, not the subway, certainly not wars. hell not even full-blown national disasters.

but this is even further out there - people are showing their pride in losing the elections. blue state pride merchandising is advertised all over the pinko web.

what's next? 'i got syphilis' baseball caps?

unrelated: a blog entry here is #1 hit for 'MIT geeks'. strange.

21.12.04

 

politics, mit

berda talk

a friend of a friend, yael berda, will be coming to cambridge tonight and i convinced her to give a short talk at m.i.t about political dissent and non-violence.

it's tomorrow at 4:30 in the media lab building (room 235), and i would love to see you there.

she's got quite a track record and you can read all about the details of the talk here.

 

admin

icon

added a favicon to my blog. since it's a png file, though, i think it won't work with internet explorer on windows.

6 comments hide comments

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:40

mine won't work in IE either, even though it's a gif.

- cynthia

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 15:52

much to no-one's surprise it needs to be a windows format called 'ico' to work with IE. screw them.

whoever uses IE will probably not survive the next virus attack long enough to even load the icon.

- guy

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:38

do you care to explain the significance of the fried egg?

- cynthia

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 10:29

nothing really, it was the first thing that came to mind.


maybe it's because i'm hoping most people read it in the morning?

- guy

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 11:49

yes you are our first news of the day.

maybe you were hungry when you drew it?

- cynthia

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:07

i'm pretty much always hungry, so you must be right.

- guy

 

comments-on

warcraft update

three of the six application updates in today's os x 10.3.7 are improvements to make 'world of warcraft' more playable.

guess it's an important game.

19.12.04

 

comments-on, boston

santacon boston

at first it's embarassing, but once you let your ego drop a little, there's a lot of pride in being that random weird guy that makes people's christmas shopping walk or subway ride a little less ordinary.

read more...

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Sun, 19 Dec 2004 21:24

ha!

- cynthia

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 12:26

I shot for 'hop-ktantanim' some two weeks ago. A children channel in Israel (maybe US too). Dressed as a clown - doing sports exercise.


Felt extremely ridiculous - and loved every moment of it.

- moran

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:15

were there any slutty-dressed female santas?

- cynthia

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:23

there was one lace-panties and see-through cleavage female santa. but not really my type.

- guy

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 12:45

ew. well it's good to know that the gender rules for halloween costuming apply to other holidays as well.

- cynthia

Sun, 6 Feb 2005 10:10

great thing you did over there... i liked the pics!!! santas watching sport TV

- hoffman

Sun, 6 Feb 2005 10:11

great thing you did over there... i liked the pics!!! santas watching sport TV

- hoffman

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 01:50

can you contact zoz and ask him to send me or the yahoo group his picts from last year. we're attempting to get things together in a more professional manner and, if he's agreeable, i'd really like to have some of his shot's up there... esp the ones of the speeedo santas in the bar...


this year went well, we had about 40. there are picts. up but i'm sure you know that already.


Thanks

- ghetto claus

18.12.04

 

cite

"Boys and Girls, it's Charity Nihilism."

The Band Aid Dilemma....

You want this record to succeed, because you feel for the plight of the refugees in the Darfur region of Sudan and this project is funding aid projects on their behalf. However, you hate this recording and feel your musical ego looming and refusing to be bruised.

The answer?

17.12.04

 

cite, flesh

japanese sex instruction book

lovely scans from and witty remarks on this japanese sex instruction book at harmful.org. warning (in case you couldn't guess): not all links from there are work-safe.

it does teach you how to hold hands, though, in multiple styles. and how to please a woman and a man. or, er, rather, a cardboard cutout of a woman and a test-tube. yeah.

via bracha.

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Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:48

No comments on the underarm hair?

- ady

16.12.04

 

cite, politics

anti-war iraq roundup

arianna online with a detailed column listing the current state of iraq facts that you want to ignore if you're pro-war.

a good read with many links to lying politicians and homeless veterans.

Whats more, one of the companies that makes the protective plates for the Humvees used in Iraq said last week that it could easily have increased its output if only the Pentagon had asked. Remember how often on the campaign trail the president trotted out his sure-fire applause line, promising, Ill make sure our troops have the best. They deserve the best? Maybe he was referring to the quality of their funerals.

in all fairness, i should add several notes, though.

  • the fact that 20% of injured vets seeking help were diagnosed with a mental disorder seems to say more about the way america (and increasingly the world) views mental health, not with the specific nature of this war.
  • it's not clear where the fact that half of the soldiers that died would still be alive if they were properly armed comes from. i mean, yeah, obviously they weren't properly armed while they could have been, but half would still be alive? i doubt it.

whether you think the war in iraq is great or it sucks, one thing is clear. it's not where the u.s thought it would be at this point.

it's also weird to me as an israeli to read about abandoned war-wounded, coming from a country that with all its shortcomings, at least tends to those who got harmed in war.

14.12.04

 

arts-n-crafts

clothesline alarm

for my final project in an industrial design class jeff and i designed and built a low-cost solid state clothesline alarm. the paper should only be taken half-seriously.

you can also check out some pictures of our experiments and assembly.

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Tue, 14 Dec 2004 12:59

very clever! i once dried my clothes on a line but then sneezed all day from the pollen that they were covered with. the only other time i did it was in madrid, where a friend lived over a butcher shop so my clothes smelled of pork for my entire visit...

- cynthia

12.12.04

 

useless

d.d.r

i have this east-german nostalgia branded messenger bag. however, most people around here think that it stands for dance dance revolution, and not deutsche demokratische republik.

maybe it's the m.i.t crowd that's biased. but shouldn't the communist logo give it away? that's a far cry from the anime style of that other ddr.

today i found evidence from the internet that my interpretation is the more reasonable one, logo aside.

if you have a short name like me, you can also find out what your name stands for. hopefully something more exciting than "Air Guyane, French Guiana (ICAO code)".

from cambridge, massachusetts, this is w-swn procrastinating while supposedly studying for an exam.

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Mon, 13 Dec 2004 00:50

interesting.

- Usuário de Drogas Injetáveis (Portuguese)

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 21:15

ha, ha... "jo" stands for "jedi outcast."

- jodi

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 16:46

Ady didn't bring up anything :-(

- ady

 

tips-n-tricks

google suggest

apparently even some of my more up-to-date friends haven't heard of google suggest, so there. now you know.

remember, you heard it here first.

 

comments-on, travel

egypt-israel-u.a.e

looking for a cheap ticket from germany to israel for my winter vacation, i'm also trying german 'billigflug' sites, who cater charter flights to the have-nots.

charter flights, for my american readers, are non-standard flights that are operated especially, but not only, around holiday season by just selling as many tickets as they can, and then - once they sold 300 tickets - using crummy planes and getting people to places without bothing so much about luxuries like drinks, clean seats or functioning toilets on board.

the funny thing, though, is the search forms on these sites.

first of all, they don't seem to really draw distinction between the various countries.

as anyone who has been to varadero or aya napa knows, they're all just 'holiday destinations' not real places. so under 'destination' you can choose between 'any' (i kid you not), 'near', 'midrange', 'far', and then more specifically, 'egypt-israel-u.a.e', 'asia-thailand', (and don't try to be funny about that), 'mediterranean', etc.

or - as my friend yariv noted, they could have just as well said 'places with camels'.

and, on the search results, there's not only the price, but also the forecast water temperature at your destination.

so far, no cheap ticket to cairo-tel aviv-abu dhabi for me yet. but thanks for asking.

11.12.04

 

film

dogville (no review)

added dogville to the film list

still haven't decided if i hated it or loved it, but since i am pretty sure that i hate most movies, this one gets the benefit of the doubt.

 

cite, religion

atheists to the moon

newfound anti-religion blog, the rude pundit ("proudly lowering the level of political discourse") has catapulted itself to my tiny blogroll, thanks - among others - to quotes like this:

Why Bill O'Reilly Ought To Be Sodomized With a Menorah:

You know, when Bill O'Reilly, Fox "News" broadcaster and a man for whom one falafel in the hand is worth two in the bush, told one of his radio callers, in essence, "If you don't like Christmas, Jewey McKikenose, then maybe you oughta head to Israel and spin your dreidel in the sand," the Rude Pundit wondered what O'Reilly would tell, say, an atheist who finds the whole let's-give-Jesus-a-helluva-bris treatment a bit over the top. Would he tell the Hindu guy down the street to head back to India? Would he tell the Buddhist woman at the local Super Shanghai Buffet to get back to Mongolia? Would he tell the atheist to go to the moon? Where would that atheist, that Buddhist, that Hindi be safe from the marauding Christ lovers in the mall with their multi-colored light nativities a-twinklin' on their lawns? All the poor self-proclaimed Jew on the phone with O'Reilly said was that, as a Jew, he felt pressured by the Christapalooza of Christmas, which really only is a guilt trip distraction from the passion of the shopping. And, you know, the whole deal only became a holiday in 1876 because of pressure from businesses benefiting from the growing orgy of tree decorating and goose-killing.

When O'Reilly declared that "overwhelmingly, America is Christian. And the holiday is a federal holiday honoring the philosopher Jesus," all the Rude Pundit could wonder is where the fuck's Plato's holiday? Or Kierkegaard's? Or perhaps John Locke's, considering his influence on, say, the actual creation of the country?

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Sun, 12 Dec 2004 12:09

i knew you couldn't be monogamous for long.

- cynthia

10.12.04

 

cite

negativland: no business + treat

never got around to praise the amazing talk by negativland member mark holser enough.

this won't change now, and i'll just say that he's a great speaker and performer and you should check him out if he comes to your area.

instead, here's a preview of their new project 'no business'. according to the distinguished mr. holser, 100% stolen material.

and while we're at it, check out the promotional video that made every mistake possible in video editing. i laughed until i cried. via tangerine torpedo.

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Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:44

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:12

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 04:40

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:32

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:06

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:33

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 22:08

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 22:35

email:ca920105@gmail.com
I just like spam! I'm collocting junk email...

- fortihacker

09.12.04

 

useless

this morning, i saw the light

walking by the store (if i were an american i would say 'walking by the cvs', but that's a topic for another entry), i really wanted a granola bar, but was late, so i didn't get one.

at the entry to the subway, a friendly dude offered me a free granola bar, which i gladly accepted. with it came a little note:

yes...it really is free!

we hope this small gift brings some light into your day. it's a simple way of saying that god loves you--no strings attached. let us know if we can be of more assistance.

for my readers who come from countries where churches don't put out ads, this granola bar was an ad for a church.

but to me it was much more. it was a sign from god answering my prayers.

now i just wish that god would find such direct ways of telling me he loves me regarding some other thoughts i had. an ipod comes to mind.

1 comments hide comments

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 14:19

that is freaky...they say they'll gladly offer more assistance, so maybe you should contact them about that ipod...

- cynthia

 

comments-on

amazon trick?

bought something on amazon from a 3rd party retailer. the next day i got a message that my credit card information was wrong, and the order was canceled. i was already surprised that they didn't just ask me to fix the information, which btw hasn't changed since my last successful amazon orders.

instead they had me re-order the item. but lo and behold, the item is no longer available from the retailer i chose.

is that a new trick amazon employs to get out of being responsible for their site not being up-to-date with out-of-stock items?

i asked them, and will keep you posted.

2 comments hide comments

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 21:25

I rented a car a few weeks ago, and they put on some pressure for me to upgrade to a better car. I gave in for the first two uprades, since they only cost 30 cents and 50 cents a day and got me to a cavalier (what was I at before?). The third upgrade, to an elantra, was $5 a day and I wouldn't budge despite their repeated efforts; finally the guy gave in and grabbed some keys.


We walk around the lot, all the while he's muttering things out loud like, "its not over here? weird!". Eventually, with a careless tone, he says, "oh well, can't find it, you'll get upgraded for free to the elantra!". So as near as I can tell, the cavalier was an empty threat, they never even had one, and the whole walk around the parking lot was a face-saving tactic.

- jesse

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 21:54

naturally, amazon never replied.


i once rented a car in munich and being the po'boy that i am i rented the cheapest class. lucky for me they didn't have any class A or B cars, and i had to settle for a free upgrade to a mercedes A130.

- guy

 

america, cite

cnn's most emailed stories

a web exclusive: the top 10 emailed stories from cnn.com.

honestly, they really do reveal a sad state of the union in a year that brought us a major overseas war and a presidential election.

and someone is obsessed with dogs.

07.12.04

 

comments-on

froogle knows me?

just went to froogle and was somewhat disturbed to see a little line on the top of the page saying:

| My Shopping List | Sign out

now they can also tell what i'm shopping for? and maybe what kind of emails i write before deciding to shop for an ipod? and maybe, just maybe, target ipod ads to people who write similar emails?

to quote the unbelievably inspiring, entertaining, and intelligent talk by mark holser i attended tonight (and remember: if you were on rcs, you would have known about it, too):

they didn't use to have advertisements on the back of gas pumps when i was a kid.

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Wed, 8 Dec 2004 11:14

froogle doesn't seem to know me. yet.

- cynthia

06.12.04

 

useless

sunrise over porter square

this morning. -5 degrees centigrade.

happy sankt nikolaus day, everyone. it even snowed today in boston for the occasion.

05.12.04

 

cite

art or crap?

is it art or is it crap

Do you know your Dada from your Moma? Try the quiz and see.

Everyone has got their opinions, but they won't help you here! For the purposes of this quiz, "art" is something that has been exhibited as such by an artist.

via dagg.

2 comments hide comments

Tue, 7 Dec 2004 11:25

i did very bad on this test, i'm so ashamed

- cynthia

Tue, 7 Dec 2004 15:43

i did very well on the sex or something else quiz though

- cynthia

 

cite

human-nonhuman interaction

from an inspiring talk by natalie jeremijenko, a look at human/nonhuman interaction, examining relations like zoos, hunting, pets, bestiality etc.

like her talk and most of her projects these slides, too, are superficial and at times gratuitously political, but still thought-provoking.

04.12.04

 

useless

dramatic countdown music

if you want to add a little drama to the last 10 seconds, minute, or 90 seconds of something important (like a deadline or the end of a relationship), you should totally use these cool bbc news countdowns.

03.12.04

 

comments-on, america

jury duty

i was invited by the commonwealth of massachusetts to perform my duty as an american citizen and serve on a trial jury.

naturally, i'm not allowed to do that, since i'm not actually an american citizen. i just need to fill out the right circle, telling them that i'm not, and send it back.

don't they have a way to tell who's a citizen and who's not other than asking the person? isn't that like an interesting statistic about people that the government would want to save on some computer file?

it seems odd (but not surprising) that the most powerful fingerprinting and photographing superpower doesn't even know which residents are citizens and which aren't.

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Sat, 4 Dec 2004 11:58

that's hilarious. i've never been called to jury duty, but you have.

- cynthia

Sat, 4 Dec 2004 12:35

you got it probably because you registered with the RMV. That's when I got it here in NY.
I think it's part of the american aversion to having the government know everything about them - instead they let the government know everything about them less efficiently. They don't want to have a national ID card like we do in Israel, but somewhere someone in the FBI knows which books you read.

- Udi

Sat, 4 Dec 2004 14:22

don't think so because it was forwarded from my old address in cambridge. there was a place to fill out your address if it changed, but i was too lazy to do so. er, not too lazy, i just don't think it's democratic to update the government with my address.


that reminds me of this report i'm reading from the MIT-CalTech project on the vote. where they say that it's undemocratic to have a citizen ID.


and btw, cynthia, i was called for jury duty in NY state as well, i guess i have that 'fair and honest' look to me.

- guy

Sat, 4 Dec 2004 17:04

hmmm...i wonder if they allow the 'jury selection' interviews to do the filtering and are just too lazy to do preliminary checks. do you just ignore the notice, or do you notify them somehow that you're ineligible? or perhaps the government is actually only pretending to want you for jury duty and is instead keeping tabs on foreigners. i was never called here or in maryland.

- cynthia

Sat, 4 Dec 2004 17:48

forget that first question, i should read more carefully...

- cynthia

 

cite, robots

frog muscle robot

in what i think is the most astonishing paper i've read lately, media lab faculty hugh herr writes about a swimming robot actuated by living muscle tissue that he built and tested.

that's right, using actual frog muscle tissue activated by a microcontroller and a battery, swimming in a nutrient solution and driving a little swimming robot. half robot half frog.

Shortly before harvesting the muscles, two fresh liters of amphibian ringer solution were prepared according to a protocol specifically designed for frog organ culture. [...] A broad-spectrum, antibiotic/antimycotic was added out of necessity for long-term maintenance of the muscles, ex vivo. We observed, for periods greater than 24 hours, septic degradation of the muscle specimens in the absence of the antibiotic/antimycotic agents. After each muscle was placed within a Petri dish, a small volume of ringer solution was used to surround each muscle, the balance being used in the test tank for the swimming robot evaluations. The total amount of time between muscle removal from the animal to finalizing the muscle installation into the robotic swimmer was approximately 1 hour.

Muscle installation was carried out with the robotic platform partially immersed in ringer solution using #5 forceps (Fine Science Tools). After installation was complete, the muscles were allowed to acclimate for a period of approximately 5 minutes before stimulation.

After swimming the full length of the test tank, the robot was manually repositioned to the opposite end of the tank where it began, once again, to swim across the tank width. Typically, a period of swimming activity (~3 min) was followed by a period of swimming inactivity (~30 min). Due to muscle fatigue, periods of inactivity were required to restore the robot's peak swimming velocity to at least 75% of its maximum value measured during the first session of robotic swimming (first 10 minutes of the robot's lifespan).

it's a good read with few prerequisites.

 

cite

word of the year

blog is the word of the year on m-w.com. it was the most searched for word this year, and since it wasn't even in the dictionary, the word became an lightspeed newcomer addition to the abridged dictionary.

02.12.04

 

useless

my name around the web

is this me? or this, where "i" am listed with my piano teacher of 15 years ago?

 

comments-on

craigslist semitism

last night i was wondering why it's politically correct to write that you're only looking for a jewish mate. is it also ok to write that you're only looking for a non-jewish mate, or would that be considered antisemitic?

1 comments hide comments

Fri, 3 Dec 2004 02:57

i would say that only the "non" is the problem. you could say you wanted only christians or muslims or atheists or aliens but "non" any of those would be politically incorrect. though you could say non-drug-addict or non-wife-beater and be ok.

- cynthia

 

motd

replaced old motd

the gap between science and truth is in the footnotes.

 

cite, useless

sig

a dear friend forwarded me one of those new age cutesy stories with a moral over email.

i'll spare you the details, most of which you can recover from the following quote

Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.

You just have to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.

which was then followed by the below signature

This e-mail message and any attachments thereto contains privileged and confidential information intended for a specific addressee and purpose only. If you are not the addressee or have received the message in error you may not use, disclose, copy, distribute or take action based on the contents thereof and should kindly inform the sender immediately and destroy all copies thereof. The opinions or views expressed or implied in the message ( and its attachments ) are those of the sender and do not constitute the opinion or view of the company or of its management unless it is clearly stated to be the case. This e-mail message has been swept for the presence of computer viruses. The company does not, however, guarantee that the message is free of computer viruses and accepts no responsibility or liability in this regard.

lovely.

but seriously, i think that the combination of the two parts of this email draw a surprisingly accurate picture of the state of email communication today.

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