
Years ago, I was working in a sculpture courtyard at the visual arts building at UCSD. I looked up just as a professor of mine, BM, was walking through the courtyard with a fellow graduate student of mine, AJ. AJ was dragging a roll-on suitcase, and they looked very serious. BM’s dog, an old, lame mutt who BM had inherited from a loved one, had died. They were going to bury the dog in the canyon behind our offices, no doubt illegal, but a good idea.
After burial, we lay flat stones over the grave. Both AJ and I had heard to do this, because the coyotes that circled the campus eating house cats were also quick to dig up graves. I could understand the coyotes doing that; they’re animals. As a human, though, I felt pretty good about honoring the little mutt, and felt like our little ceremony might have been the most respectful and honest funeral I’d ever been to.
Speaking of foul smelling animals feasting on fresh corpses, take a look at this Fox News obituary (h/t crooks and liars). I remember those students in High School who were too busy torturing flies or ogling the young teacher to pay attention to the books they were assigned; I guess I know what they do for a living now.
After watching this bizarre video, take a moment to reread some Vonnegut. This excerpt, from Slaughterhouse 5, tells the story of a war vet who slips in and out of time:
…He went into the living room, swinging the bottle like a dinner bell, turned on the television. He came slightly unstuck in time, saw the late movie backwards, then forwards again. It was a movie about American bombers in the Second World War and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this:
American planes, full of holes and wounded men and corpses took off backwards from a airfield in England. Over France, a few German fighter planes flew at the backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments for some of the planes and crewmen. They did the same for wrecked American bombers on the ground, and those planes flew up backwards to join the formation.
The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes. The containers were stored neatly into racks. The Germans below had miraculous devices of their own, which were long steel tubes. They used them to suck more fragments from the crewmen and planes. But there were still a few wounded Americans, though, and some of the bombers were in bad repair. Over France, though, German fighters came up again, made everything and everybody as good as new.
When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped back to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, separating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minerals were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.
The American fliers turned in their uniforms, became high school kids.
One of Vonnegut’s editors, purportedly hearing that Vonnegut was writing a novel about war, purportedly said, “Why not write about glaciers?” By which he meant, according to Vonnegut, that both phenomena were equally unstoppable, especially by a novel. Vonnegut wryly admitted, in the intro to S5, that his editor was right. But humankind has successfully proven that, working together with the power of technology, labor, and globalism, we can successfully destroy glaciers. Global warming is severing them from their mountains and sliding them, dramatically, into the sea. Maybe we can do the same with war.