Outrigger Canoe Sailing in New
Zealand spring 2004
Trip Log, Photos, and
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Flying from Sydney to Wellington. Passing over Cape Farewell, a long
sandbar at the northern tip of the South Island.
These pictures don't do it justice. There are some immense
sandbars with intricate shapes, amazing sand formations visible in the
water.
Then flying over thousands of small islands just as the clouds got too
thick to photograph them well, then Cook Strait, then landing in
Wellington.
Te Papa,"Our Place" the national museum in Wellington. There are lots
of Maori artifacts and a few sailing canoes I didn't take pictures of.
These kids are spinning a granite ball
floating on water like an air-hockey table.
Wellington was chilly compared to Sydney and the trees were small.
I was coming from summer and I'd need insulation. After the museum I
went looking for a thrift store.
I was expecting it to be full of thick sweaters and wooly stuff. I was
also expecting it to be full of sleepingbags, backpacks and other gear
like I see Kiwis carrying on their round-the-world trips. No luck. It
was full of the same knicknacks, cotton clothing and pressed-sawdust
furniture that fund the needy throughout the english speaking world.
I wondered why I was staring at a roll of blue polyester fleece among
the curtains and sheets.
While I waited for my head to turn and look at something else I
realized it was my new blanket.
My equipment for the expedition now consisted of:
1. A few yards of blue fleece.
2. A "Duluth pack" which is a flat square envelope of cordura
with a flap that buckles down and shoulder straps. Basically a canvas
pillowcase with shoulder straps. A real one has a
tump line to go over the forehead. It's made to lie flat on the bottom
of a canoe and that's how wide it is. The Voyageurs used them and it's
a Minnesota tradition. The tump line is safer because the bag falls off
you when you trip. That's important because the food bag for a long
trip weighs a ton in the beginning. If you're also carrying the canoe
you're alone so the food bag is smaller but you've got the canoe over
your head and can't see where you're going very well. I never properly
learned to use a tump line but when my shoulders are used up I tie
something on to try it.
I made this one twenty years ago when I sewed a dozen for the Girl
Scouts in St.Cloud Mn. Now it's badly sun-rotted and patched all over.
It's been where
I've been but my skin has lasted better. Fortunately my skin is still
alive and constantly repairing itself. When I had no cloth to patch
this bag I pulled bark off hibiscus
branches for string and started twining the rips together with a
netting of string. Eventually there would be no nylon left and it would
be a mani-mani, the coastal Papuan name for a net bag. Mani in their
dialect means hibiscus. Doubling is plural, implying that it takes a
couple of trees to make a good bag. The highland word "bilum" is better
known for this type of bag. Again carried with a tump line over the
forehead.
3. A zipper pull with a thermometer and tiny compass on it. The
farenheit
and celcius scales are handy for discussing the weather with those who
use Napoleonic rather than Reaganomic units.
4. A couple of small airline blankets. United airlines are now
the unofficial sponsors of this trip.
6. An Ambai island socketed adze.
7. Money. The more of this you have the less stuff you have to
carry.
8. Low standards. If you can lower your standards far enough you
can go anywhere, do anything, and the longer item #7 will last.
9. A couple of cigarette lighters in an empty plastic peanut
butter jar with a gasket made by closing it on a plastic grocery bag.
10. A weak little folding knife. I buy a dozen for a dollar each when I
find one I like. Then I hand them out to knifeless people and airline
security folks.
11. A camo poncho I stole from ROTC. Instructions for four types of use
are printed on it. To use it as a boat and a thousand other things
consult the field manuals on the "wayback machine" on archive.org.
Other marine officer candidates told me these ponchos have metal wires
in them that would hide us from enemy infrared.
This false superstition persists because my country doesn't fight
people who can afford infrared or the training to use it. Hence our
troops believe that these magic ponchos make them invisible at night.
It helps them sleep better. How is it that we get to decide who we
fight? Well, it's like this.....
12. A couple of clear rubber bags made from too-heavy kite bladder film
welded with a clothes iron. One would hold maps, one would keep my
blanket dry.
13. Many pounds of useless crap. Besides increased exercise it also
helped me feel ridiculous to lug it around. Embarrassment causes
profusion to the extremities. This ballast is a form of prosthetic
humility. Also I'm a product
of my culture. When our misfits and free spirits go abroad to walk the
earth they have to lug a foam pad, a sleeping bag, and a gigantic
backpack around tropical countries where the biggest climate problem is
sweat. On the way to the airport in January they step over a derelict
sleeping on the pavement. In protest of this fantasy I carried no foam
pad and no sleeping bag. I had plenty of less useful stuff than that
with me though. I had gradually pared that down to this miraculously
low level with the help of people who accepted my impedimenta all over
Indonesia. Finally I was left ballasted with truly useless crap that I
didn't think a beggar would accept, but I must have had plans for or I
wouldn't be carrying it. Sometimes I'd read a few pages of
something or start fires with it.
14. Sunscreen, bugspray, brim hat, sunglasses, a pound of miscellaneous
pills and medical-looking stuff, swim mask, an extra poly/cotton shirt
with the cotton worn out of it, boxer shorts ditto with the fly sewed
shut, the sleeves from my zip-leg pants. Blue dandruff shampoo for
washing clothes and sometimes myself. The blue shampoo kills mildew
fungus. I learned that from my ex the jungle girl. I had one shirt to
wear and one to wash, just like Mother Theresa. If you sleep naked or
can put it on wet you can be less of a consumer than she was.
15. A dry bag with shoulder straps that's now full of pinholes because
I use it as a book bag etc. Get the kind with two straps. The one-strap
kind tear the lip buckle off. Buy it from Hilton's Tent City in Boston.
That's the only outdoor store that doesn't give me hives. Other stores
creep me out with beautiful healthy people selling expensive plastic
clothing on commission.
16. Books, guidebooks, notebooks, free literature, funny bilingual
magazines, see item #13.
17. Canon S30 digital camera in a Canon underwater housing, battery
charger, roundpin socket adapter. A couple of bare wires for other
foreign types of outlet, extra flash card. Friends are buying various
vendors'
new waterproof models that are smaller, don't need an underwater
housing and cost less.
18. A shopping list of food and other items to fill out the remaining
blank numbers on a 66 line page.
19.
etc. etc.
Walked along the harbor to the station and took a train
north to Palmerston North.
The scenery is sure enough just like in the Shire or Scotland where the
sheep are winning their battle against trees.
Dusk started to obscure the scenery just before the train pulled into
my stop.
I
walked around the town, ate some groceries, and ninja-camped under a
lumber pile.
The next day I took a bus further north.
New Zealanders have some interesting inventions we might want. For
instance multi-car parking meters.
One meter handles a dozen parking spots, so the meter-maid only has to
empty one machine.
I found myself in a sterile uncrowded country where I could be
ignored if I wanted. That was a relief.
Unlike Indonesia where there's a frenzy of attention from cabbies and
hustlers whenever a busload of people arrive in a town.
If you wait it out they lose interest in you and go back to conserving
their energy for the next influx of opportunity.

Drip-proof urinals. You stand on a grating over the drain.
There's a lot of innovative stainless-steel work here, perhaps spinoff
technology from the dairy industry.
While trying out this breakthrough myself, the little boy waiting
behind me said "I've got something in my pocket that keeps me
entertained. Guess what it is."
"A British influence? Is this a phase for 12-year-olds here?" I
thought. "I give up." I said, zipping up securely before turning
around.
"It's a barcode scanner" he said, producing a handheld gadget and an
explanation of why reading barcodes is lots of fun.
At Hamilton the bus turned northwest to Auckland. I wanted to go
northeast to the Coromandel peninsula so I got off and started
hitchiking.
What joy! I can't hitchhike in the states because we only have two
types of people: sexual predators and suspected sexual predators.
Apparently fear of strangers isn't the same industry in New Zealand. I
got a number of rides, and had a good time hearing about the National
Character. I got a ride from a guy named Kevin who told me this story:
There's a volcano with a lake in the top and no outlet. Nearby is the
village of Te Araha. About 1985 the lake finally filled up to the rim
of the volcano, overflowed, and the water roared down the mountain and
wiped out the village. The only survivor was a baby found in a tree.
The volcano has re-formed its cone and it's filling up with water
again. There are a lot of sensors and gates on the roads nearby to try
to prevent another tragedy. I wonder what the surviving girl is up to
now?

They drive on the wrong side of the road, and sometimes put the mailbox
facing the wrong way also.
American cars would be perfect for delivering the mail here, but they
don't use them.
This wrong-way mailbox means the mailman doesn't have
to lean across and the recipient doesn't have to cross the road to get
his
mail.
The whole transaction takes place off the road, so traffic
isn't disrupted. Ahead of its time, since there isn't much traffic on
this road.

A game of cricket. This is an actual sport. People play it.
Behind the field is Hauraki Gulf.
A prominent local man fatally crashed his vintage fighter jet in the
water nearby that morning.
There were a fair number of emergency vehicles about, looking for the
wreckage and fishing it out.
Dinghy with handgrips in the skegs, lashed down on a yacht.
Alien spaceship and iron yacht. The green thing is a prefab (ant)arctic
dwelling.
It's on stilts so airflow underneath prevents it from being buried in
snowdrifts.
Snow hasn't been an issue for a few years, its current location doesn't
get much.

Many people who live near the water own an old tractor with the sole
purpose of putting a boat in and out of the water.
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